they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
