he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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