Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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