you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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