I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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