literally had 100 drinks last night.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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