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Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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