So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently you make a good broom.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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