In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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