okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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