Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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