why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i dont even know how to be here
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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