nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
