your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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