Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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