Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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