Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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