you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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