Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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