He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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