i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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