Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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