kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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