Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Can you bring me the toilet please
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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