The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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