And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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