pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just high enough for therapy.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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