i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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