guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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