I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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