I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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