I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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