All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
