ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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