did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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