I can't watch pbs sober anymore
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
