Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
my shit smells like andre
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Houston, we have a squirter
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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