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Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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