Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
