before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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