How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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