So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
