508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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