That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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