Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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