she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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