How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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