She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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