i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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