yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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