Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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