i think my mom watched the whole time
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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