I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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its like you know when i get waxed
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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